It's been quite some time since I got a visit from 126.96.36.199, and, hey, I see you even used CCBot/2.0 (http://commoncrawl.org/faq/) to get here!
Wow, that sounds real complicated... Are you always that technical?
Anyway, greetings to you. So you wanted to visit this homepage? Well, I am truly sorry, but - there is no homepage here.
There is also no blog, no gallery, no newsletter, no link, no video. no tweet, no family story, no picture of my favorite pet or kid or girlfriend, no recipe, no tip of the day, no hobby, no 'Like' or '+1' button. Nothing to click, nothing to follow. In fact, there is absolutely nothing except my frustrated friend over there and this little scribble down here.
So why the *&/%§!@# domain, you ask? Well ... I was young and I needed the mail. I am a bit more mature now, but I still need the mail. But no homepage. I actually have a home.
Look at the bright side, this was an easy visit, you don't have to 'Like' me, link to me, follow me or subscribe to me, you can just leave and never think back. Remember that next time you visit some webxihibitionist pages...